Dangerous Curves Ahead!

I'm performing/co-MCing this event for midsumma. Come along!
I'm doing a new metronome piece that's a bit awkward, and also a bit of a spoken word manifesto. For something very unlikely. 'Read More' for info and links...
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Thank You!

Super-huge-fun-massive thanks to everyone who's come to the show thus far and laughed. They've been brilliant fun, and uber well-received, so thank you!

Welcome to anyone who came across this blog from my show credits. The 'Deleted Scenes' posts will be published straight after the show run, so subscribe to my RSS feed in your Google Reader or follow me on the FB if you want to be the first to know when they're up! (Warning: some are TERRIFYING).

Five more shows left!

Also, if you came to my show, I hope you enjoyed your wee surprise at the end. Read more!

Announcing Lisa's Fringe Show!

... And stay tuned for deleted scenes!




This is my first solo show. Fifty-five hot minutes of unbridled Lisa Action. All Lisa, all new. And funny as fuck. You should totes attend.
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Gendermash Performance!

Next Friday, I'll be performing as part of GENDERMASH #4 at Gasworks theatre!





I have four minutes, but the line up looks ace and it sounds like it's going to be lots of fun. Chack it out!


The more is a lie. Have some cake. Read more!

News

1. Come to my comedy festival show!

2. I have a new website, and it's so awesome it makes me cry unicorn sweat:

www.lisaskye.com.au!

w00t. w00t is all. w00t. Read more!

Hi, Babble Baby Readers!

I have a thought piece in the 'Notes From A Non-Breeder' section of Babble.com.au. Have a look if you're so inclined: I Don't Like Children. Even Yours.

And welcome to anyone who clicked through to my blog from the byline. Have a look around, why not.

Also, another instalment of Celeb Fights to the Death will be here tomorrow!


Nothing more this time. I do that. Sorry. Read more!

What the Eff?

Here are two sites who have stolen my recent Cracked article, and put it up on their sites without crediting me. One's in Croation, the other's some BS American college paper (who has since taken it down, but not the dozen comments from Cracked readers).

Why do people do this? I don't know if this sort of thing happens to them often, but Cracked has a massive readership; how do these sites think they're not going to get caught?

By all means, spread my writing around like the filthy whore it is. But FFS, credit me and link to here. That's all I ask.

Still to come, the full version. I'll have it up next week.






Wish I could release my flying batmonkeys on them. But I hate monkeys. Read more!

Hi, Cracked Readers!

Hope you enjoyed my article in today's Cracked: 7 Music Trends Whose Return Must Be Stopped.

Have a look around at some of my writing. There will be more spoken word and writing stuff up soon so subscribe to this blog for more updates as they happen... Oooh! Also, the original Cracked draft, 13 Music Trends Whose Return We Fear. It features handsome black men roaming in packs, among 5 other new categories! Also let me know what you think. Constructive criticism is fucking sexy. Read more!

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Look, just go to the fringe site. Or the Festival site. And get tickets.

Also, I'll be endorsing anything I see and like. But before that, I can't wait to see Peter Van Der Merwe's one man show, In the Arms of a Lion. He's a fantastic writer and great performer, so get your tickets now. More to come when I've seen them.

ps - go buy tickets for our show.

Do it, do it now! Read more!

Spoken Word!

Chris is in China doing some car chases with a guy called Benny Chan (no, really). But when he gets back, we're going to record a podcast of a few of my spoken word pieces. It promises to be at least semi-funny. Stay tuned!  Read more!

Under Construction

Hi everyone,

Soon I'll be putting a few of my pieces on here, in spoken word form. It promises to be ever so much fun.

Other very exciting things are in the works, but I can't talk about them just yet. Stay tuned! Read more!

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Lisa-Skye Ioannidis!

(Not really).

Hello, random google stalkers.

If you want to know about me, Lisa-Skye Ioannidis (aka Lisa Ioannidis) the best place to look is probably my facebook profile. Just don't go turning me into a vampire, pirate, or anything wacky.

Long story short, I'm a writer working as an editor. I live in Preston with my soulmate Chris. I'm fun to know. For anything else you'd like to know, email me at the address on the left <-- Read more!